I left you with this:
A coat of acrylic paint, some glitter and mod podge and a ribbon around the seam-for-which-there-is-no-cure. Now, we're going to perform a little lobotomy. Warning, this is not for the squeamish.
Now, before you get all 'pumpkins can feel that', just know that this was done in a sterile environment with anesthesia. Well, the anesthesia was for me, I had a whole bunch of cheetos and they put me in sort of an orange cheese stupor. But whatever, the operation was a success.
Grab some dollar store fall flowers and stuff 'em in. Put a little dollar store rat next to it for no apparent reason.
If I was fancy enough, I'd make a few of these for Thanksgiving centerpieces... but if I'm being truthful, I'm still in the cheeto-stupor. The only cure for it is a milkshake.