As far as I can tell, and after a confirmation from Grammy Goodwill, it's a little tool box. I knew I could do something with it, I just didn't know what... throw in the super-duper price tag:
...and it was too good to pass up. And so I bought it and waited for inspiration to strike me.
And now, almost a year later, I've been struck. Or is it 'stricken'? DON'T MAKE ME TRY AND REMEMBER GRAMMAR, OKAY?
I have a plan for this little baby and you'll see it come to fruition shortly... I love a cliffhanger. :)