I can't show you the steps because, as I've mentioned before, I cannot crochet and take pictures at the same time. But it's pretty simple: if you've crocheted anything before, you can probably make this. I found it on Pinterest, which makes another project I can move to my "Pinned It, Did It" board.
It's not a great picture. I know you'll forgive me though, because you're super and awesome and wonderful. And I have a muffin-top. It's horrible and sad.
Try this project (here's the original source), it's quick and pretty easy! If you do, shoot me an email and let me know how it turned out!