It was like a warmth that washed over my body and this time it wasn't because of a potty-training accident. No, this time, it was accompanied by angels singing and birds chirping. I think I saw a deer prancing merrily alongside a rabbit.
I went to Ikea. The closest one is over two hours from where I live. I had to pay a toll along the way. It was totally worth it.
Come back tomorrow to see what I did buy and what I made from it. I'll give you a hint: it's awesome.