Yes, it's an obligation to make a turkey craft with your kids. I'm not sure who made the rule, but from what I hear, it's becoming a federal law. So make sure you're in compliance this holiday season.
Gather up some paints in various turkey feather colors, some paper plates, toilet paper rolls and whatever you would like to decorate a turkey's face with.
Against your better judgment, allow your husband to use the paints, too.
Sit back as the family argues over which one is best, all the while knowing it's yours.